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Framed satirical infographic titled "Tan Lines of the White Right," designed like a subway map, categorizing political figures by tanning-related themes.
Wall-mounted framed poster of "Tan Lines of the White Right," a parody map illustrating tanning stereotypes among right-wing politicians and media figures.
Close-up of a humorous political map titled "Tan Lines of the White Right," featuring color-coded lines linking names like Donald Trump and Boris Johnson.
Poster of "Tan Lines of the White Right," a parody transit-style map connecting right-wing figures with humorous tanning-related categories.
Mike Bell Tube Map Style Art prints - Diagram showing a person next to different sizes of art prints A1, A2, and A3.

TRUMPS TAN LINES Political Art Print

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£49.00 GBP
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Perfect for the fan who “knows everything” - this is the one gift that they will look at again & again .. & again ..

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Trump Tan Lines & Other Shades - Embark on a visual journey through the striking contrasts in the tans of right-wing agitators and commentators, from Nigel Farage's dark shades to those Trump tan lines. This unique print doesn't just present the complexities of politics; it transforms them into an engaging, tube-style map.

Past and present political events come to life in a visually stimulating and easy-to-follow design that is sure to captivate and intrigue.

This artwork is not just a print; it's a catalyst for thought-provoking conversations. Whether you're a teacher, a student, or simply curious about political dynamics, this print offers a fresh, eye-catching perspective on the shades of the political right. It's a conversation starter, an educational tool, and a visually stunning addition to any space.

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  • No EU / USA import duties
  • Printed and packed 4-5 business days
  • Then ships 3-7 business days
  • All schedules are subject to local suppliers.
Paper & Frame Sizes

Printed on Hahnemühle Photo Rag Ultra Smooth giclée paper | 302 gsm museum-grade fine art paper | Smooth matte finish with archival colour stability | All sizes available, framed or unframed.

  • A3 Print (11.7" × 16.5" / 30 cm × 42 cm)
  • A2 Print (16.5" × 23.4" / 42 cm × 60 cm)
  • A1 Print (23.4" × 33.1" / 60 cm × 84 cm)
WHY MY TUBE MAPS ARE DIFFERENT

Q: What makes my tube maps different from standard music posters?

A: Unlike other band tube maps, or indeed any decorative poster, every one of my music maps is a uniquely researched and detailed timeline.

These are unique gifts for the discerning fans of music and movies.

Each print functions as a data-led narrative where every studio album is a station and every musician-band member, session musician and guest is a connecting line.

While a standard poster uses a single image, my tube maps contain hundreds of verified data points, offering a new view of an artist's album recording career.

Q: How do you "read" a music map art print?

A: You read the tube map chronologically and relationally. By following the lines, you can trace which session musicians played on specific albums, and then returned (or not), identify when band lineups changed, and see the creative evolution of an artist across decades. It transforms complex music history into an intuitive, navigable journey.

Q: Where does the data for the maps come from?

A: Every map is built on intensive, research-led design. I synthesise information from primary sources, including official liner notes, session archives, musician interviews, and verified fan databases. This process often uncovers connections and session credits that haven't been compiled in a single visual format before.

Q: Are the details on the maps historically accurate?

A: Yes, accuracy is the core of my work. Each design undergoes a meticulous verification process to ensure dates, personnel, and collaborations are correct. Because these are "living" research projects, I also collaborate with a global community of fans and collectors to refine and update the data for new editions.

Q: What is the quality of the paper used for the art prints?

A: All prints are produced to museum-grade archival standards. I use premium 302gsm Hahnemühle Photo Rag Ultra Smooth paper—a heavyweight, 100% cotton rag that is acid-free and calcium carbonate buffered. This ensures the colours remain vibrant and the paper does not yellow or degrade for over 100 years.

Q: Are these prints produced sustainably?

A: Yes. To minimise the carbon footprint, all prints are produced as close to the customer as possible through a global carbon-neutral shipping network. I use sustainably sourced wood for my frames and plastic-free packaging wherever possible, ensuring the art is as kind to the planet as it is to your walls.

Q: Why do Mike Bell Maps make good gifts for music fans?

A: They are "active" art pieces that reward curiosity. A generic poster is a one-time look; a Mike Bell Map is a conversation starter that fans spend hours "reading." They are specifically designed for people who value deep musical knowledge and want a sophisticated, gallery-quality alternative to standard merch.

ECO ART PRINTS

All framed prints use FSC-certified materials and are produced under carbon-neutral certified processes.

My UK print partner supports the Woodland Trust carbon capture scheme.

Frames are made in Germany from FSC-certified wood and supplied with a white mount, acid-free insert, and protective glazing.

Shipped safely worldwide.

Q&A - PRODUCTS

What do Mike Bell's tube maps show?

These art prints map the full story of the subject, such as a musician’s studio albums and collaborators or a film’s complete plot structure, in a tube map-style layout. Albums or key moments are shown as stations, with people or characters connected through clear, logical lines. It is designed to show the whole picture, not just a single image or moment.

How accurate is the information?

Each tube map is built using detailed research from trusted sources, including official credits, liner notes, interviews, and archival references. Accuracy and clarity are central to the design process, and every map is checked and refined before release.

Who creates these underground maps?

All the tube maps are researched and designed by Mike Bell in the UK. This is original, independent work created by a specialist designer rather than mass-produced artwork.

What makes this different from a standard poster?

Unlike typical posters that focus on imagery alone, Mike's tube maps visualise structure, relationships, and timelines. They are designed to reward close inspection and long-term viewing. Many customers describe them as both artwork and reference pieces.

What quality are the prints?

The artwork is printed on premium archival-grade paper using high-quality printing processes to ensure sharp detail, rich colour, and long-lasting durability. These prints are made for permanent display rather than short-term decoration.

Are framed options available?

Yes. Many designs are available as unframed prints or professionally framed and ready to hang. Available options are shown clearly on each product page.

Do you ship internationally?

Yes. Orders are shipped worldwide and carefully packaged to protect the artwork during transit. Shipping options and delivery estimates are shown at checkout.

Is this a good gift for fans?

Yes. These maps are popular gifts because they are based on subjects people already love, making them feel personal, thoughtful, and lasting rather than generic.

Framed satirical infographic titled "Tan Lines of the White Right," designed like a subway map, categorizing political figures by tanning-related themes.
Wall-mounted framed poster of "Tan Lines of the White Right," a parody map illustrating tanning stereotypes among right-wing politicians and media figures.
Close-up of a humorous political map titled "Tan Lines of the White Right," featuring color-coded lines linking names like Donald Trump and Boris Johnson.
Poster of "Tan Lines of the White Right," a parody transit-style map connecting right-wing figures with humorous tanning-related categories.
Mike Bell Tube Map Style Art prints - Diagram showing a person next to different sizes of art prints A1, A2, and A3.

My art prints are designed using a tube map style layout that organises complex creative information into a clear, easy-to-follow visual format.

The design is built from detailed research and carefully verified sources, ensuring albums, films, characters, and creative connections are represented accurately and with purpose.

Printed to an archival standard for long-term display, this piece makes a thoughtful gift for music and film fans who appreciate informed design and lasting quality.